In this week’s compilation of pop culture crap, someone ironically uses the term “He speaks American,” a True Beauty contestant confirms one of Judge Judy’s theories, and a woman names her daughter after Jennifer Aniston.
1.) Mall Cops is so awesome.
Mimicking the formula of Cops, TLC’s Mall Cops follows around the security team of Mall of America. It’s like Reno 911! only it’s real. In this scene, a mall cop is dealing with a lost little boy, who’s sitting with a Good Samaritan type lady. Then another passerby walks over and insists that the little boy is Mongolian. He and the lady get into an argument about it. He tells her to bring the little Asian boy to the sushi section of the food court. In the end, the boy was reunited with his mother.
2.) “Robin is gonna show you how to do something very, very fancy with a banana!”
Also on Mall Cops, the creators of the Fancy Nancy books made an appearance in the mall to read to children. One of the authors informed the children that they were going to be given a banana demonstration (which is totally almost always sexual in nature, right?), and then she turned around and fell flat on her face. Seriously, this show is wonderful!
3.) Judge Judy’s Akinyele moment
I usually get her Judyisms but this one was weird.