Zabu the Tiger Ignores Everyone Else, Just Doesn't Give a Fuck

This is Zabu, a white tiger with an apparent fixation on a giant red ball. On this fine Friday, Zabu is probably pushing, swatting, biting, or defecating (animals do weird things) on her favorite ball, much to the disgust of the lion who has to watch all of these antics from a frustratingly far distance. Why can’t the lion get a turn with the ball? Is it because Zabu is a lady tiger? The MRAs should really get on this reverse big cat sexism — it’s an absolute travesty is what it is.


via Big Cat Rescue



Semi-relatedly,* my Newfoundland puppy discovered my purple workout ball last night and freaked the fuck out. Full-on mean growling, tail between legs, cowering behind me. She won't come upstairs anymore and spent the night in the kitchen because she went dead-weight when I tried to carry her upstairs. WTH is that about?

* Related because both stories are about balls (ball...haha), and because as a Newfoundland, she's roughly tiger sized.