Scotsmen are up in arms: apparently kilt rental spots are now politely requesting that customers sport underwear beneath the plaids, in defiance of tradition. But, um, how can you enforce that? [AndrewSullivan]
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"During the First World War, some Sergeant Majors reportedly used mirrors tied to the end of golf clubs to look up and under the kilt during inspections."
And now we have our tool set.