"I'M LEAVING A FUCKING INTELLIGIBLE COMMENT ON YOUTUBE," and other half-assed reasons for not voting.
So, I clicked on the Vote Easy link and learned that I am the same person as Lynn Woolsey, who is the incumbent in my district in California. Neat-o.
A vote for Woolsey is a vote ktgrrl! Woo-hoo!
I also confirmed that Carly Fiorina and I have 0 in common. Duh. And that I should seriously consider joining the Peace & Freedom Party.