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People Are Very Emotional About Kylie Jenner's Nails

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In the latest installment of “what you motherfuckers mad about today?” a Cardi B tweet which deserves a spot on VH1, we have: the mom-shaming of the Kardashian Jenner family. The issue at stake, Kylie Jenner’s fingernails, was mentioned in this morning’s Dirt Bag, but according to you motherfuckers, it deserves extensive analysis, so let’s discuss.


The story originated on Friday, when Jenner shared an image holding her baby captioned “my angel baby is 1 month old today”.


And it rained haterade.

The tribunal of haters is furious because there’s no way she could change a diaper without getting poop under her two-inch acrylic nails, so the Kardashian-Jenner residences are either hotbeds of cholera and pinkeye, or she’s not changing those diapers. Either way, now People, US Weekly, and the Hollywood Gossip have emerged with round-ups of tweets, so it’s now a thing, which I don’t want to give the time of day (Kylie doesn’t). But it’s getting to Khloe lately, who’s also hearing the same relentless full-throated BOOOOs of mom-shamers. Her cradling irks them, reports the HuffPost. They are vexed by her decision to travel to Japan, reports US Weekly. Her workouts drive them mad, reports E! News.


Kim, for one, has had it up to here with general hate, and her best reply lately was to dispel hater rumors that her pink hair is a wig.

Get the fuck outta here with that wig shit, she said on Snapchat.



Next installment: ARE THE GLASSES FAKE???? Haters discuss.

Staff reporter, Gizmodo. wkimball @ gizmodo

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Can I be honest? If I was rich enough, I would pay someone else to change my baby’s diapers.