Yoko Ono's Makeup Advice for Men is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day

Yoko Ono’s delightful men’s wear collection for the boutique Opening Ceremony is the retail collaboration that keeps on giving. Here, the artist gives makeup advice to men. Ono recommends one daytime and one evening look; the former revolves around rainbows, the latter, sparkles. The look for dawn is actually a set of instructions for removing that pesky one-night-stand from your apartment:

Give all the drink to your date,
and you look at the sky from your great window.
The town is waking up.
Pull him by his dyed blond hair
and quickly take him out the door.
Erase him from yuor computer
Erase him from your memory
He had a cheap smile you didn’t like
so you’ll never Make- up with him even if he tried.