Yoko Ono Ponders Modern Art and a Concerned-Looking Dog

By Callie Beusman  |  July 9, 2013 | 11:30pm
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In today’s Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono, a dog, and modern art are all having the chillest of chill sessions, David Hasselhoff wants to see a picture of a huge vegetable (who hasn’t been there?), and Lisa Rinna in totally on top of this whole Prancercise craze.

You look worried… pic.twitter.com/y1Pjl9Rd0D
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) July 9, 2013
Please post any photos FRUITS OR VEGGIES ONLY PLEASE that are bigger then mine
— David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff) July 9, 2013
I wanna see GIant Veggies!!
— David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff) July 9, 2013
Should I be doing #Prancercise? What am I missing?
— lisa rinna (@lisarinna) July 9, 2013
WHO THE FUK DRiNKS UNSWEETENED iCE TEA ? WHY ARE YOU DOiNG THiS TO ME ?
— RiFF RaFF (@JODYHiGHROLLER) July 9, 2013
The most persistent truth in the universe is that Solange Knowles has never worn a bad outfit. ever.
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) July 9, 2013
backstage. feelin like a saber tooth. ti. ger. http://t.co/GGlwCNIyxN
— ke$ha (@keshasuxx) July 9, 2013
Kate the princess has been pregnant for almost 15 months is that ok?
— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) July 9, 2013
I once saw a mountain lion in the wild, so I got that going for me. Which is nice.
— jake johnson (@MrJakeJohnson) July 9, 2013
Questioning someone’s relevancy is no longer relevant
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) July 9, 2013
BTW, the new @delta lounge in JFK is amazing……outdoor terrace and everything. Great way to relax before a long flight. Well done guys!
— Nick Lachey (@NickSLachey) July 9, 2013
Q: Why did the Internet user cross the road? A: It’s purely their business, and it’s offensive to mock anyone’s motives or lifestyle.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 9, 2013
NY summer leaves me no other option than to dress like I’m going to da club.
— alexa chung (@alexa_chung) July 9, 2013
On 1 hand I’d be psyched to have Maria Carey sing me Happy Birthday but on the other I’d be like WTF this day is supposed to be about me
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) July 9, 2013
Remember, kids, all non-procreative sex is sodomy. So most sodomites are straight and most straights are sodomites. #TheMoreYouKnow
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) July 9, 2013
Why was David Guetta kicked out of the orchestra? He kept dropping the bass. #ClassicJokeTuesday
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) July 9, 2013
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think it’s Despicable Me 2 time
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 9, 2013
Pizza anyone? #biggestpizzaever http://t.co/Q1o21QdEZs
— Vanessa Hudgens (@VanessaHudgens) July 9, 2013
“And I am telling you, I’m not going!” —me on the phone with my urologist
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) July 9, 2013
I always forget that the name “Nancy” is short for “Pregnancy”
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 9, 2013
PARTY TIP: In case you weren’t aware, “taco cat” spelled backwards is “taco cat”.
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) July 9, 2013
Henry and Liza spent a lot more time talking about the hole in their bucket than my wife I would have.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July 9, 2013

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