Yelpers Review Imaginary $8 Billion Abortionplex

Yelp reviews for the mythical Abortionplex follow classic paradigms: "Just don't get what all the hype is about....I had to wait FOREVER for a Fallopian Innertube," and "This place was so much cooler when...." Best: "My Walgreen's abortion was better."

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While the original Onion piece was funny, and the responses on Literally Unbelievable were enjoyable/sad, most of these reviews reek of misogyny.