Kylie Jenner, in a bid to show the world that she, too, has a butt, and that she, too, is willing to use it, has graced the cover of Interview in an assorted slew of saucy poses.
She was also, naturally, interviewed for the magazine by senior editor Chris Wallace, in which we learn some important facts about Kylie:
She’s obsessed with her hometown of Calabasas.
I don’t know, I’m obsessed with my hometown of Calabasas, so I try to stay there as much as I can.
Kylie is so young.
I’m still so young, so I’m just having fun.
Kylie has everything, which is amazing, but other things are amazing, too.
What I think is so amazing about having everything, and feeling like I have everything, is that I don’t really find happiness within materialistic things. Like, it’s cool if I can buy myself a new car, and I think it’s amazing for a week, but then the thrill is over, and I’m like, “Oh, so I guess that wasn’t really happiness.” I’ve realized through the years that I just find happiness in other things, whether it’s my dogs or my friends or, like, looking at the sunset.
If Kylie could be the “real” Kylie, she would probably be an outdoorsman.
I would probably just never dress up. I would never wear makeup, because I honestly hate wearing makeup. Lately, I’ve just been so over it. I feel like I’m way too young to wear such heavy makeup all the time. It’s just bad for your skin, but I’m always doing photo shoots or red carpets and events, so I just obviously want to look good. And I don’t know, I like hiking.
Kylie is not going to college, and her family is thrilled.
I’m not going to college. I have done everything to prepare for college, so if I wanted to in the future, I could go at any time. But I’m not planning on going anytime soon. [voice heard in the background] Kim just said, “Good girl!”
Kylie has no short-term memories.
I feel like it’s much better to live life in the moment. I literally forgot what I did yesterday. Like, if you asked me, I have no idea what I did yesterday or the day before.
Kylie is really, really hard to interview.
WALLACE: Do you have any really embarrassing memories?
JENNER: Not really.
The photographs accompanying the article, shot by Steven Klein, are really quite something. Kylie’s utter modeling incompetence—I see u, Kendall—is offset and/or punished by a series of rubbery sex outfits, semi-offensive props, and extremely uncomfortable positions.
Here’s her butt again:
Here, Kylie is placed in a sex doll box:
Here, Kylie has a terrible time hanging out in this wheelchair she doesn’t need:
And here, Kylie is carried away in the world’s most tepid kidnapping:
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Images via Interview Magazine/Steven Klein.