A konspiracy! Kim Kardashian posted a photo of herself, Khloe, and Kylie all together on September 3rd, weeks before pregnancy rumors about Khloe and Kylie and Kim all dropped. “The 3 of us...” she captioned it.

What is this ellipsis?? More like “The 6 of us...”? More like the 3 of us...hanging out with our wombs? More like the 3 of us...growing babies?

Like so many Kardashians, the legend is inevitable and proliferant.

America’s wayward redhead Lindsay Lohan keeps pushing for the Mean Girls sequel that nobody else wants. Yesterday she posted an Instagram story of herself watching the “none for Gretchen Wieners” scene.

Last year she told CNN on Facebook live that she’s already written the whole script, which she’s volunteering to give away:

I have been trying so hard to do a Mean Girls 2. It is not in my hands...I know Tina Fey and Lorne Michaels and all of Paramount are very busy. But I will keep forcing it and pushing it on them until we do it...I would love to have Jamie Lee Curtis and Jimmy Fallon in the movie. I’ve already written a treatment for it, so I just need a response.

Emma Stone could even be in it if she wanted to. Lohan tweeted:

Emma Stone, can we film a movie called Mean Girls 2 together?

Aw Lindsay.