Mariah Yeater may be in a lot of trouble, and not just because in addition to being our future, children are murderous little monsters. Police say that if Justin Bieber really did father her child when he was 16 and she was 19, that's statutory rape in California and she could be going to prison. A LAPD rep says no report has been filed, but the department could file one based on published reports. Under California law, having sex with a minor when you're less than three years older than the victim is a misdemeanor, and carries a one-year jail sentence. Yet, even if Yeater is found guilty of a crime, Bieber won't be off the hook for child support. Her lawyer responded, "The most important thing for our client is letting her baby know who his father is." [AP]
Disappointingly, Beliebers are putting no effort into their latest round of Twitter death threats. They're writing things like "Marian Yeater is so DEAD," and "Roses are red, violets are blue Mariah yeater we are gunna kill you." Clearly they shouldn't have wasted all the good stuff on Selena Gomez. [E!]


Kris Jenner is in trouble for using the term "Indian giver" while lying on Australian TV. A rep from the National Congress of American Indians says: "The phrase 'Indian giving' is wrong and hurtful. The cultural values of Native Americans are based on giving unconditionally and empowering those around them. Instead this cultural value is forgotten when negative stereotyping of Native people occurs." [Radar]
Kim Kardashian is telling friends that she's too "distraught" to do whatever she does to make money. "I need to take care of me now, and I can't work for awhile," says Kim. [TMZ]


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Anne Hathaway told a German magazine that she can "definitely imagine" herself marrying Adam Shulman, her boyfriend of three years. "Before, when I thought of marriage, I was afraid that I would only marry for business reasons or because I wanted to live out a little girl's fantasy. That's not the case any more." Business reasons? Was Hathaway considering a reality TV career at one point? Anyway, she adds, "I'm looking forward to being a mom in a big way. Having kids is definitely the best thing that you can do in life." [Radar]


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19-year-old Demi Lovato was spotted making out with 31-year-old ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama because all Disney starlets are contractually obligated to date him until they hit the ripe old age of 20. [E!]
In other news straight out of Tiger Beat, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were not "snuggling at a Hollywood nightclub." Clearly this is BS because trendy nightclubs don't allow snuggling. [E!]


  • Courtney Stodden did her daily body contortions with no makeup on today. These photos are the missing link between those sweet pics of her a few years ago and her current wannabe-Real Housewives look, so prepare to feel really uncomfortable. [The Superficial]
  • For some reason everyone's reporting that Stanley Tucci is engaged to Emily Blunt's older sister Felicity even though we already heard this a few weeks ago. Mazel tov again, guys! [E!]
  • Kristen Stewart is wearing a cast on her hand. She was injured on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman, not by a wayward thrust from Robert Pattinson. [E!]
  • Unlike some other female comedians, Mindy Kaling isn't into sharing really intimate details about her life. However, she promises that if her book sells well and they ask her do another one, she'll start doing drugs and having "tawdry one night stands" because she'll need more material. [Us]