I guess this year I am grateful for not being anywhere near this woman for Thanksgiving.
Jacklyn Blake, a 47-year-old Pennsylvania woman has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, simple assault, reckless endangerment and making terroristic threats (I'm very interested in what she could have said.) after police say she stabbed her boyfriend in the chest with a knife. Apparently she was drunk earlier in the day, took a nap to sleep it off, and woke up to find her boyfriend munching on the spread while she was asleep. And that's when she flew into a rage.
After the woman stabbed her boyfriend, she threw the knife and hit him below the eye. He has been hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries.
Listen. I'd be mad too. And then I'd cry and eat the anger away because that's basically how I deal with most emotional issues. Actually, I probably wouldn't be that mad at all because Thanksgiving just isn't my thing, and if you're hungry, you're hungry, but I'd still probably cry and eat my non-anger away.
Anyway, why she thought it was anywhere near a good idea to stab her boyfriend ANYONE EVER, is beyond me, and I hope in the very least, her boyfriend got out of that relationship faster than she could slur "cornucopia."
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