Woman Gets Off At 'Fifty Shades' Screening, Is a Heroine

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A woman was caught masturbating during a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' screening at a theater in the northwestern state of Sinaloa in Mexico, according to the New York Daily News.

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From the Daily News:

She was noticed by other cinemagoers and reported. It was also claimed she was sitting in the 12th row of the movie house.

The woman was arrested and, ironically, given the S&M nature of the movie, slapped in handcuffs by cops.

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Lucky gal.

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The Gaysian

God, I feel so sympathetic to those who've worked in movie theaters, especially if they were the cleaning staff afterwards. My friend had once found a used condom between one of the seats. Not to mention on another occasion she had to kick a couple out who were going at it during the credits...

Also movie theater etiquette: If you are opening a snack bag in the theater, I gurantee you, it will be far less annoying and frustrating, if you open it in one go, rather than opening it slowly, so that the rest of the audience hears the crinkles. WE KNOW IT WAS YOU. WE KNOW YOU'RE HUNGRY. JUST OPEN THE GOD DAMN BAG.