Woman Believes Her Fiancé Decided To Bury Her Alive Because He Was 'Bored With Her'

Ugh, awful: Michelina Lewandowska, 27, was tasered, had her feet taped together, and was buried alive by her 25-year-old fiancé Marcin Kasprzak. Michelina, now living the real-life version of Uma Thurman’s hell in Kill Bill 2 heroically clawed her way through the box and soil using her engagement ring (how ironic!). The couple have now taken the terrible situation to court, where Michelina’s lawyers maintains that Marcin buried her in the ground at the top of an isolated hill because he was “bored with her,” while his team claims that Marcin “was only trying to scare her.” Sounds like somebody needs to stop channeling George Bluth Senior and his lessons, because I think in burying his wife in the ground he confused “scary” and “deadly.”