Just another normal, every day news story.

After she was accused of shoplifting, 19-year-old Lauren Jackson spilled a "vat of chili" all over a panties display in Victoria's Secret last April, ruining $750 in merchandise.


Nevermind why she was carrying around a container of chili, Jackson somehow escaped the first incident and recently returned to the scene of the crime where she was recognized as The Girl Who Spilled Chili All Over Our Thongs and was eventually "charged with third-degree criminal mischief, which is a felony offense", no matter how silly it may sound.

Woman Arrested For Dumping Chili All Over Victoria's Secret Panties [Gothamist]