Win A Trip On Axe's Literally Filthy Yacht

According to this European commercial, dudes who buy Axe body spray can win "a chance to come on board" (get it?) the Axe Boat, which it seems has already been trashed by 12 nubile ladies and their pet monkey. [AdFreak]

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The Axe boat

soon will be making another run

The Axe boat

promising nausea for everyone

Set a course for adventure,

your mind on a new bromance

All that Axe will smell awful bad

it's an open sore on your gonads...

It's aaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxe