Hey, guess what was trending on Twitter earlier today? #TerribleNameForAVagina. (And #TerribleNamesForAVagina.) Some examples:

cock pit
the common room
slot machine
beef garden
Bloody Mary
the cheese factory
the chamber of secrets
the pit of despair
the red snapper
"Precious" ... that means it can only be really fat or really ugly"


…And so on. Both women and men were participating in this bullshit. It's confusing: Do people think it's fun to come up with a "terrible" name because the vagina is such a lovely place? Therefore it's a challenge to find fault with it? Or is it just entertaining to mock the anatomy of a female — the place from which every single one of us emerged as infants?

We're going with a third and more likely option: People are idiots.