Whitney Port Is TOTALLY Cool With Being The Sixth Most Famous Member Of The Hills

Photo via AP.
Photo via AP.

Whitney Port—someone who was once voluntarily on a reality TV show—never achieved the same fame as most of her The Hills co-stars (what-up Lo?), but she’s actually totally cool with that. In fact, the alcoholic spritzer enthusiast tells Fox News that she feels sympathy for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt:

“It makes me feel a little sad but at the same time I think everyone has chosen their path, and I also think that there are a lot of positives that have come out of everything for them” Port, said, noting Montag and husband Spencer Pratt are still married. “They’re still together so I try to look at the positives that have come out of it.”


This is definitely how she planned for things to go and not a post-haste justification, no siree.

People busted out the gumshoes and examined the exhaustive evidence that Kaley Cuoco is dating “billionaire’s son” and “equestrian hunk” Karl Cook. And the evidence—three flirtatious Instagrams—is overwhelming. But I feel like People is underreporting the ramifications that the blossoming relationship will have on Cook’s incredibly cute dog!!!

That’s a good puppy!

This Nick Jonas purity ring thing is getting a lot of play, but I don’t really get it. Fifteen-year-olds are peer pressured into doing dumb things literally every single second of their lives; he sounds like quite a thoughtful and reflective young man.


MediaTakeOut has a WORLD EXCLUSIVE (c’mon guys, you’re not fooling anybody) about the marital strife between Peter and Cynthia from RHOA. But more important than these two people I just learned about (Peter is a bad man, yes?) is Peter’s beard:

Photo via AP.
Photo via AP.

Bringing a new meaning to the term silver fox!

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  • Madonna sues her apartment building for the right to abandon her children. [TMZ]
  • Gossip Cop scolds HollywoodLies HollywoodLife. [Gossip Cop]
  • Carleton will be an uncle!!!!!! [Dlisted]
  • I can’t be the only so incredibly bored by Charlie Sheen. [Radar Online]
  • Us Weekly is clearly lacking in a staff paleontologist. [Us Weekly]

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