Which Douchebag Billionaire Will Buy this Giant Space Diamond?
A “Fancy Black Diamond” will be up for bidding by Sotheby's in February, and we’re expecting all the rich assholes to come flying out of the woodwork.
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A record-breaking 555.55-carat black diamond called “The Enigma” will be up for bidding this February, courtesy of Sotheby’s, and rich people are surely peeing themselves with excitement. The real enigma, however, is which one is going to buy this wildly unnecessary space diamond and win the never-ending wee-wee sword fight between billionaires. Lord knows we’ve got some contenders.
Dubbed the “Fancy Black Diamond” by the historic auction house, the rock is one of the largest diamonds in the world according to both the House of Gübelin in Switzerland and the Gemological Institute of America. The diamond also earned a spot in the Guinness World Records in 2006 and has apparently been hiding out in a private collection until recently.