Where and When to Wear the Items in Nicki Minaj's New Clothing Line

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Nicki Minaj has partnered with Kmart to produce a line of garments that appear to be very very snug. And yet! There's some versatility here. Nicki Minaj offers ensembles for all occasions.

For clubbing:

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For gardening:

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For shopping for quinoa and snow peas:

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For studying the electromagnetic fields and low density of particles in the hard vacuum of outer space:

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For PTA meetings:

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For church bake sales and/or bar mitzvahs:

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For channeling Emperor Palpatine while asking the delivery guy why your pad thai is so damn late in arriving:

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For standing in a mirror and realizing that you are proportioned somewhat differently than Nicki Minaj:

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DISCUSSION

Hunh. After being wearing big A-line skirts to hide my giant ass for my whole and entire life, TIL that I'm proportioned roughly like Nicki Minaj.

Am I "in" now? Is this what the teens are lusting after these days? Hello, fellow kids.