Run as fast as you can, but you'll never escape the icy hand of Frozen. It'll just chase you down the street like the scientifically improbable cold snap in The Day After Tomorrow.
The Guardian reports that even though Disney's runaway princess smash hit was released at the end of 2013, it was the movie most discussed on Facebook throughout 2014. That means it beat Guardians of the Galaxy, Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, Maleficent, The Lego Movie—the lot of 'em. No word on how many of those mentions were parents complaining about the cost of toys, or aunts and older siblings complaining about hearing "Let It Go" for the millionth fucking time.
Speaking of "Let It Go," Billboard reports that the Frozen soundtrack squats atop the mag's year-end list of the top 200 albums. That's the first time that's happened since Titanic. Which explains the faint feeling of déjà vu that accompanies the flood of irritation whenever you hear that song yet again, oh my God, please make it stop.
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