What do you get when you take the non-threatening sexuality of One Direction, add some instruments and then subtract all of the charisma? You get The Vamps, of course! They're the newest pop sensation out of the U.K., remarkable only by their Harry Styles-esque mop tops, their love of hijinks and their terrible, terrible music.
Here's the video for "Can We Dance." (No, not "Best Song Ever" — that's that other group.) Watch as they have fun, pull pranks, have fun, party, and have fun. THEY REALLY LIKE TO HAVE FUN. Just like One Direction. Only worse.