Because women do stupid shit for sex, too. Because it’s not always that simple. Because you want a free sex toy. Tell us your story: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done in hopes of getting some? I’ll start:
About a week ago, I had the difficulty of trying to explain the origins of my ankle tattoo to an unsympathetic male friend. The short story goes like this: I was at a friend’s house, his cute roommate said he could do at-home tattoos, I wanted to hang out with him alone, so I asked for a star and ended up with a furry, misshapen triangle that I now refer to as “The Dorito.” The long version, which includes four brands of beer, phone calls from an exboyfriend, several bus rides across Boston and a break of dawn escape, isn’t really necessary (suffice it to say: It was a long night).
After I told him my story, something happened that surprised me — though it probably shouldn’t have. “You are an idiot,” he said (this is not the surprising part). “You’re a girl, all you have to do to get laid is take off your shirt.”
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