This is a photo of Taylor Swift’s ex-future husband and MGM’s ex-future James Bond, Tom Hiddleston, sitting outside at a cafe in Australia on Sunday afternoon. He looks busy, doesn’t he? Like he’s working on a college paper that was originally due Friday, but had its deadline extended to Monday, and now it’s Sunday and he just started.
But Tom Hiddleston isn’t at Cambridge anymore! He’s a famous actor who has better things to work on in public, and I think I know what those things might be:
Tom: Benny! Benny! Can you hear me?
Benedict: Tommy? Tommy? Are you there?
Tom: I’m here, Benny!
EXT. TANYA SHRIFF’S RHODE ISLAND HOME - DAY
We see TANYA SHRIFF (25) and TED HIBBLESON (32) sitting on a large rock. The sea in front of them is calm. The air surrounding them is cold. The love between them is real.
I like you a lot.
And I like you, as well. Very much.
You’re very good.
As are you.
I love spending time with you.
I also enjoy spending time with you.
Wow. I guess this might be what love is.
Perhaps. Yes. Perhaps.
An email draft that reads:
SUBJECT: A memory
I was having a run down the beach this AM, and as the sun began to rise (I’ve not been able to get much sleep these days) I stopped, and remembered what you told me while we sat on the cold, “all-knowing rocks” (isn’t that what you called them?) of Rhode Island. Do you remember what you whispered as you rested your head on my shoulder? If you do—and god, I hope you do—I just thought should know that you were right.
He’s fascinated by it, and can’t explain why.
Just some stuff he’s been working on.