What You Got There, Joe Biden?

By Lauren Evans  |  October 22, 2016 | 5:15pm
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Hey Joe, what’s that on the ground by your feet? No, no, your feet. No, your other feet—there ya go! Yeah, right there. It looks SHINY. How about you just bend down there and check it out, whoop, down ya go!

What is it, Joe? What’s on the ground? Is it gum or tin foil or buttons or little frisbees? Is it wet, is it old? Does it smell? What is it Joe? What’d you find?! Tell us, Joe! What is the shiny thing on the ground?

OH MY GOD IT’S CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE! FUCK YEAH, IT’S MOTHERFUCKIN’ CHAAAAANGE! JOE, YOU’RE RICH! YOU’RE A RICH MAN, JOE.

Tim Kaine would probably have just stepped over it.

(h/t Buzzfeed | Images via AP)

 
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