What Would It Take for a Sex Robot to Pass a Turing Test?
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At what point does a robot become more than just a vessel for satisfying a human’s needs? That’s one of the many questions posed by the new HBO series Westworld, based on that other Michael Crichton story about a theme park in which the android attractions—who are designed to be fucked and killed—rise up against their creators.
The series, which premiered Sunday evening, is science fiction, combined with throwback 1880s Americana period pastiche, and boasts a bordello filled with beautiful, enthusiastic robot whores who will toss back whiskey and slap your face during a threesome. In the original 1978 movie, there is a distinct divide between the robots’ intelligence and ours, but the speculative technology that animates the story has made significant strides since Crichton’s time. Today, we’re closer than ever to being able to buy or rent the company of artificially intelligent machines, and ones we might believe could love us back.
Sexual product technology has made some interesting progress in 2016. Virtual reality porn is ridiculously popular at conventions like E3 and SXSW. Companies are releasing teledildonic devices, making it possible for the contractions of vaginal or anal muscles around a dildo to be remotely replicated in a partner’s sleeve toy. Matt McMullen, CEO and founder of RealDoll, stated in a 2015 Reddit AMA that he is developing robotic and artificial intelligence technology. His goal is to manufacture a synthetic woman who will at least create the illusion of loving you back by the end of 2017. As state-of-the-art sex hardware and software becomes more commercially accessible, we are forced to seriously ask ourselves: what would it be like to have sex with a robot?
Our future of actual sex machines will probably be designed for the same variety of entertainment and services that sex workers of today provide. You could enjoy renting an hour alone with a wildly flexible, pheromone-spraying robot escort with a self-lubricating asshole. A robot masseuse would know exactly how to make you squirt. You might work out your psychological baggage with Girlfriend Experience software, which would project an attractive and compassionate big-eyed human face on your screen while patiently listening to your problems before saying all the dirty words you like and none of the ones you don’t. You could slide into your virtual reality sensory suit and find yourself in the middle of a Caligula-style orgy of moaning holograms. Robot strippers could defy gravity on the pole. A sexbot could be programmed to exactly your taste, exactly your schedule, and it wouldn’t catch feelings or text “U up?” at 2 a.m.… unless you wanted it to do exactly that.
If a sex robot is anything like a washing machine, or a grocery store automatic cashier, we likely wouldn’t date it after we fuck it, since these devices work for us, like an employee but without the consciousness. Still, any sex worker will tell you that her job involves equal parts physical and emotional labor, so we know that eventually clients will want to believe there is a human authenticity to these providers, just as we now know that many clients will push for a reassurance of “real” emotional connection with the sex workers they hire today. Many sex workers will tell you that it doesn’t matter if the emotional connection is performed, if the intimacy is fabricated. Most clients need only be assured of the existence of the “connection” for them to believe it.
If a sex robot were to achieve an adequate level of emotional receptivity, as the robot sex workers do in Westworld, what does that mean for the intelligence, or at least the appearance of intelligence, of the robot? In other words, what would a sex robot need to do to pass the Turing Test and convince us it was independently conscious?
If you didn’t care too much about the human representative aesthetics of this tireless fuck buddy that never gets soft, and you’re not willing to wait for sophistication programming of artificial consciousness, you might be interested in a basic dildo-and-engine model that retails right now in real life for anywhere from $200-$1000. And if you want to voyeur in on what it might be like to get intimate with such a prototype, you can always watch women getting plowed in hardcore device fetish videos.
Imagine, if you will, a man and a woman having intercourse. Whether you want to be that woman, or fuck her, or both, fucking machine porn provides a unique visual perspective. The woman’s thighs are open, her pussy dripping and swollen, her face twisted in pleasure. Now imagine the man doing the fucking is invisible except for his dick (this doubles as a nice fantasy for you misandrists out there). That’s the appeal of a fucking machine video: a perfect view of the undulating flesh and open holes of the woman, and a totally transparent man.
Tomcat, the director who ran the porn membership site FuckingMachines.com from 2005 to 2015, told Jezebel, “unlike trying out the sex positions cowgirl or piledriver like you had seen in a porno, people couldn’t build these machines. The only way to see machine porn was to watch it.” The element of novelty and unattainability is clearly key to the appeal of watching a human have enthusiastic, highly orgasmic sex with something not human.
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