Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

What Were Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, Emily Blunt, and John Krasinski Talking About Last Night?

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Last night, Jennifer Aniston and her husband Justin Theroux had two friends, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, over for dinner and debate watching.

Here’s what we know: Blunt, who stars in The Girl On the Train with Theroux, “wore a white T-shirt, jeans and neon yellow sandals with a navy duster coat, while Krasinski also donned a white tee, jeans and a navy jacket.” While watching the debate, Theroux Instagrammed a photo of Lester Holt as Waldo and captioned it, “#whereislesterholt.”

Here’s what we don’t know: What they talked about over dinner, so I’ll have to make that part up, because the thought of these four having an intimate conversation in Jennifer and Justin’s home is really doing a number on me.


EMILY: Justin, this lasagna is perfect.

JEN: He worked on it all day.

EMILY: I can tell.

JOHN: So can I.

JUSTIN: (laughs) Well, I’m glad. I’m glad.

JEN: Guess how many cheeses it has in it.

EMILY: I don’t know. Four?

JEN: Three. Ricotta, Parmesan, and...what’s the other one, bab—

JUSTIN: Pecorino.

JEN: Pecorino. How’s that different from parmesan?

JUSTIN: I don’t know.

JEN: Well it had three. Thank god for the Whole Foods.

JUSTIN: Well I won’t thank god for the line.

EMILY: (laughs)

JOHN: (laughs) Also, I think it’s because it’s sheep’s milk.

JEN: What?

JOHN: Pecorino. It’s sheep’s milk and parmesan is cow’s milk. Or maybe it’s the other way around, but I’m pretty sure that’s the distinction.

EMILY: John loves reading the Wikipedias for different cheeses.

JUSTIN: He does?

JOHN: I like reading Wikipedias in general.

JEN: Did you ever read mine?

JOHN: What?

JEN: Did you ever read mine?

JOHN: I don’t know, maybe.

JEN: Interesting. Interesting.

JUSTIN: So when’s the debate?

EMILY: 9:00.

JUSTIN: And what time is it now?


JUSTIN: Great.