What Was The Deal With J.Lo's Dress? And Other Uncharitable Questions Raised By Charity Gala

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Samsung's 9th Annual Four Seasons of Hope Gala at NYC's Cipriani Wall Street is a benefit for children and families, which is terrific, and we can see why J.Lo, McConaughey, et al were there. But...why all the Real Housewives?

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Tinsley Mortimer shows how to make an American quilt frock: a pinch of lavender, a dash of random, heavily battened with ugly.


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Hannah Teter is a pro snowboarder, so I get that she wants to be comfy. There are other things that are still confusing, of course.


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Camila Alves does the "molten-tar" thing, which hopefully is less painful than that sounds.


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Olympic skater Sarah Hughes clearly invested in a verifiable LBD.


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Selita Ebanks is - sorry, the shoes are too distracting. They look durable, at least.


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Wendy Williams does - well, it's hard to accuse her of "demureness," exactly, and I think she'd consider that an insult. So let's go with "simplicity."


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Kathy Griffin, too, is unusually subdued.


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Jill Zarin likes to show that she's in the fabric game: if she wants to waste a few yards by having them gratuitously pool on the floor to be stepped on, well, that's her prerogative.


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Dina Manzo, meanwhile, reps the Garden State with, if nothing else, glitz.


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Jennifer Lopez appears to have painful nodes embedded in her skin, and those who consider these matters would be forgiven for invoking alien autopsies.

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PaintedTrollop
PaintedTrollop

J-Lo is looking both bizarre and bedraggled. Probably not what she was aiming for.