What The Hell Is Britney Doing In A Wedding Dress?

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  • Britney Spears is on the cover of Pop magazine, and inside, she's photographed in a wedding dress complete with veil.

The shoot was art directed by Takashi Murakami, and is supposed to have a manga feel, but, in the words of one ONTD commenter, "LMFAO WUT?" [ONTD via Grazia]

  • Even though he has throat cancer, Michael Douglas has refused to delay his court battle in which his ex-wife Diandra is suing for his earnings. [Page Six]
  • What. The. Fuck. Simon Cowell's show X Factor uses Auto-Tune??? How is it a talent competition? [New York/Vulture]
  • Wait, Uma Thurman's "baby bump" looks like a regular tummy to me. [ABC News]
  • I, for one, don't think it's a big deal that 13-year-old Lourdes has a pot leaf on her wristband. [Radar Online]
  • Could Lindsay Lohan be getting out of rehab this week? [TMZ]
  • Another question: Could Lindsay Lohan be on Celebrity Apprentice? [Wonderwall]
  • Guess we'll know more about this tomorrow during Midweek Madness, but for now, Sharon Osbourne says: "In Touch magazine is printing an untrue story about Kelly & Jack which affects their credibility and dignity. See you in court!" [Contact Music]
  • In a perfect storm of teenage squee, Justin Bieber and Jaden "Karate Kid" Smith will be on stage together at Madison Square Garden. Cue the high-pitched screams. [Page Six]
  • Heidi Montag is "privately" acknowledging that she is in a sex tape, and that some of the footage is girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon. Someone wants a cut of the profits! [TMZ]
  • Folks who worked with James Franco on General Hospital have nothing but gushy things to say about him. [E!]
  • Behold: Anna Paquin's new "sparkling" diamond ring. [Daily Mail]
  • Taylor Momsen would like for you to know that she never insulted Rihanna and thinks Rihanna is "great." [Contact Music]
  • Spoiler-ish! Kurt from Glee is getting a boyfriend, who is tall and blond with "big, fat pouty lips." [E!]
  • Martin Short's wife Nancy Dolman has died at the age of 58. [Wonderwall, NYDN]
  • Taye Diggs, Idina Menzel and son: Cutest. Family. Ever. [Socialite Life]
  • Hayden Panettiere's birthday party looks like a nightmare you have upon eating kung pao chicken before bed. [TMZ]
  • Let's choose to believe not that Taylor Lautner is a diva but that you don't hire someone for a movie and not provide a place for them to change clothes, use the bathroom, relax and make phone calls in between takes. [TMZ]
  • Is Damian Hurley giving his mom the finger, or is it meant for the paparazzo? [WoW]
  • The end of an era: Kimora Lee Simmons is leaving Baby Phat. [Page Six]
  • Six out of seven ladies of Real Housewives Of New York will return for the next season; Bethenny Frankel won't be back since she is taping a second season of her spinoff. [Gatecrasher]
  • Ciara and Keri Hilson seem to be feuding. [Gatecrasher]
  • Rachel Uchitel would like to be with Tiger Woods again, now that he is single. [TMZ]
  • Sad: Paris Hilton is still searching for a best friend. [Daily Express]
  • Jackie Chan endorsed a shampoo — that turned out to contain carcinogens. [Daily Express]
  • "George Michael pleads guilty to driving under influence of drugs and possession of cannabis following SEVENTH car incident." [Daily Mail]
  • Piranha 3D sequel: In the works! [Just Jared]
  • "I've said it before and I'll say it time and time again – when my wife feels like talking about whatever she wants to talk about, you will hear it directly from her… We all know it's extremely personal, and it is for a woman to deal with things with her body, and especially when dealing with the idea of childbirth and all that stuff." — Nick Cannon artfully dodges speculation that Mariah Carey is pregnant. [People]
  • "I've been working on it for months now, and I feel very strongly that it's finished right now. It came so quickly. Some artists take years; I don't. I write music every day." — Lady Gaga's new album: Done! [Showbiz Spy]
  • "I know yall need the music so I'm dropping 1 new song every weekend until Xmas." — Your friend Kanye West. [Twitter]



1. I see that Jaden Smith is poised to follow in his daddy's footsteps as the new tween/teen heartthrob. I'm not mad at that at all.


Taylor Momsen would like for you to know that she never insulted Rihanna and thinks Rihanna is "great."

Translation: I realized that Rih-Rih would beat the breaks off of me if I didn't stop running my mouth about her, so I wisely shut it.

3. As lovely as it is to hear the compliments about James Franco on GH, I still want Spinelli to die a violent death. (Still love Johnny, though.)

4. Is Bethenny's spinoff even good for her to leave the RH cash cow?


Ciara and Keri Hilson seem to be feuding.

Translation: one marginally-talented C-lister is mad that the other marginally-talented B-lister has stolen her career.

6. As skeptical as I once was about Nick and Mariah's union, I am now in total support of it and wish them both the best (whether she's pregnant or not).

7. I can only hope that Kimora's stepping down will mean that that shitastic line of dreadful fashions will finally be put out of its misery.

8. Actually, Kanye, I'll need you to go away. Permanently.