What could make a low-budget comedy about abstinence even more awesome? Why, a creepy cameo by recovered prostitution customer Rev. Ted Haggard, that's what! We dare you to watch as Haggard stares into the lens after delivering his non-joke. If the movie's producers raise the $2 million they need to make a feature-length version of the film, even more Haggard could come to a multiplex (or more likely a megachurch) near you. Consider yourself warned.