What I Learned About Mother Nature, God & Chemtrails From the Comments on a Real Housewife's Instagram

Illustration for article titled What I Learned About Mother Nature, God  Chemtrails From the Comments on a Real Housewifes Instagram

On Sunday, Real Housewife of New York and potential sheeple Bethenny Frankel posted a photograph that threatens to tear the entire fabric of our society apart.

Advertisement

“MoNa, i’m a big fan of ur work,” Frankel wrote in a caption of a photograph of a Hamptons sunset.

But according to the comment section of the photo, it was either 1) Mother Nature, 2) God, or 3) NASA that is responsible for the blasphemy therein. Here’s what I learned.

Advertisement

God is maybe real, or not real.

Illustration for article titled What I Learned About Mother Nature, God  Chemtrails From the Comments on a Real Housewifes Instagram

God is a great artist.

Illustration for article titled What I Learned About Mother Nature, God  Chemtrails From the Comments on a Real Housewifes Instagram
Advertisement

Chemtrails can be one word

Illustration for article titled What I Learned About Mother Nature, God  Chemtrails From the Comments on a Real Housewifes Instagram
Advertisement

Or two words.

Illustration for article titled What I Learned About Mother Nature, God  Chemtrails From the Comments on a Real Housewifes Instagram
Advertisement

This is not God’s work it’s man’s garbage.

Illustration for article titled What I Learned About Mother Nature, God  Chemtrails From the Comments on a Real Housewifes Instagram
Advertisement

Whatever—I don’t know a blessed thing about chemtrails but here’s something I do know—Bethenny was very rude to Sonja this season!

Former Gawker news editor

Share This Story

Get our newsletter

DISCUSSION

erb121
Major Lazer Power Blazer