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Remember when Halloween was all about filling that little orange Unicef box with pennies? For some celebs, it still is. At least, the Unicef part.

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Caryl Stern is President and CEO of the US fund for UNICEF. Which makes the autocratic Queen of Hearts a weird choice.


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David Lauren is...what? Hippie? Biker? Slash? This is not fully realized.


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Lauren Bush, meanwhile, is a vaguely Fosse-esque cavewoman?


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Jenna Bush Hager and Barbara Bush are, presumably, flapper and dark angel? Or just generally "Halloween glam?"


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Award for the most half-assed costume goes to Tiki Barber and girlfriend Traci Lynn Johnson.


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Yeah, they still get it.


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Nell Diamond , for instance, could pass for any number of dirigibles.


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Is Karen Koeningsberg premiering the first-ever...sexy Mary Queen of Scots?


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Now, this is commitment.





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