Well, What Did You Think Will Smith as the Genie in Aladdin Was Going to Look Like?
EntertainmentMoviesFor reasons that are beyond me (it’s always money), Disney and Guy Ritchie are making a live-action Aladdin movie starring Mena Massoud in the titular role, Naomi Scott as Jasmine (she was the pink Power Ranger in 2017’s Power Rangers movie) and… Will Smith as the Genie. Entertainment Weekly has the exclusive first look, which means it’s as good a time as any to point out that it’s too late to stop this from happening.
“Whenever you’re doing things that are iconic, it’s always terrifying,” a goatee-d Smith told EW, presumably with the knowledge that one “Disney exec” genuinely described his role as “part Fresh Prince, part Hitch.” He also acknowledged how impossible it is to top Robin Williams’s Genie in the 1992 Aladdin: “The question is always: Where was there meat left on the bone?” Smith continued. “Robin didn’t leave a lot of meat on the bone with the character… I think it’ll stand out as unique even in the Disney world. There hasn’t been a lot of that hip-hop flavor in Disney history.” That’s a fair observation, but why not a new story? Why Aladdin?
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