Before you drift off to sleep one final treat: a dog bed that costs $1,000. No, not your bed, and not a large pillow you place on the floor. This is something else entirely.

Bloomberg published an article on Tuesday headlined ‚ÄúThe One Time You can Justify Spending $1,045 on a Dog Bed,‚ÄĚ which is just begging me to mock it. Yes, it‚Äôs part of a feature called ‚ÄúThe One,‚ÄĚ no that doesn‚Äôt make it any less absurd, not to me at least.

Bloomberg recommends the MiaCara Letto dayBed, which is soft, washable, features a reversible matters and side panels that ‚Äúresemble the curled edges of a leaf, giving pets a gentle ease of security.‚ÄĚ Might this dog bed company have invented...the couch. As the ad photo on the brand‚Äôs website indicates, this is a bed for the seriously disillusioned dog with a high, noble collar.

But all, I, the consumer of dog beds, really care about is that the product has a ‚Äú‚Äėdog-centered design.‚ÄĚ Ding ding ding! Anyway, it‚Äôs either that dog sleeper or approximately 41 wrist watches. I think we can put this dog blog to bed now.