Before I go to most restaurants, like any other responsible and tech-savvy smart phone owner, I always check their Yelp page. I’ve successfully avoided severe diarrhea multiple times thanks to loyal Yelpers who have yelped warnings with multiple exclamation points about that grilled cheese place down the block and how their special will take several hours of your life even if you chase your sandwich with a chug of Pepto-Bismol. So why not apply that same theory to prostitutes? I doubt an escort will induce diarrhea (you never know), but why not let the people review their local sex workers like a restaurant? Because a sex worker is like an entrée, right?
Eccie.net, a Texas-based escort review site, isn’t novel in its service. Escort review sites have been a thing for a while, with names like Adultfax and The Erotic Review, rating prostitutes like any other service has become so ubiquitous that almost every major city in America has one specifically catered to its local escorts. Eccie.net, however, has come under investigation by Texas authorities for its potential for illegal activity because duh.