When I wrote about how my earring had to be cut from my ear, many of the comments were along the lines of, "that's nothing — guess what happened to me!" We had no idea you guys were so disgusting.


We want more!

So please: Send us a (short) email describing your grossest moment. We're looking for bodily function-gross, not "stepped in dog doo" gross. Tell us about the huge scab that came off all in one piece, the time you coughed up something so big it looked like a Blue Point oyster, share your hemorrhoid and booger news.

Send these disgusting tales to gross@jezebel.com and we will pick through them, posting the highlights… and the lowlights. Get ready to retch.

Send pictures if you have them!

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