We Da Moisturizedest

Image via AP
Image via AP

America’s life coach DJ Khaled launched his new collaboration with Palmer’s Cocoa Butter lotion today, which is basically regular Palmer’s but with Khaledian quotes on the bottle. (“Live life smooth,” for instance.) I’m a lifelong Palmer’s devotee but I’m deeply ambivalent about this collabo in general, other than a) Men should be encouraged to moisturize from every possible corner and b) Khaled often makes no sense and yet thrives in every way, and so we must heed his words. Also, where can I buy a magnum of cocoa butter?



Any ideas for a nasty eczema flare-up that doesn’t involve steroids or tanning beds?