Lawless, the true story of the Prohibition-era bootlegging Bondurant Brothers, stars Shia The Beef, Guy Pearce, Jessica Chastain, Gary Oldman, Mia Wasikowska, and, of course, Tom Hardy's Lips. Hidden in shadows between shots of fistfights and gunplay, Tom Hardy's Lips don't reveal much about the plot of the film, but since they're so pretty, we'll let it slide. The flick opens in August.
I have mixed feelings on this. Tom Hardy is ridiculously hot, and I'm okay with Oldman and Pearce. But I can't stand Shia LeBeouf, and I find both Jessica Chastain and Mia Wasikowska insipid.
Also, are all these folks playing Americans? Why are so many darn furriners taking jobs from hard-working and deserving American actors? (I'm kidding. Kind of. It's kind of weird to have a story set in the US and 2/3 of the listed cast is not American.)