Watch This Terrible 'Breastaurant' Ad and Learn Some New Words
LatestIn this promo video for the “breastaurant” chain Twin Peaks (ARE YOU IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING IT?), cheery employees extoll the many virtues of the “mountain sports lodge”:
1. All of their beer is frozen.
2. “Some people think that it’s not about the mountains, but it is.”
3. The servers are not only super-hot girls just naturally but girls that are beautifully styled, they carry themselves well, they have fun, confidence, poise, and love to entertain a table also too.
4. Your neighbors can bring their kids. NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER RESTAURANTS.
5. “Scenic views.” (Boobs.)