Watch the Super Scary Trailer For The 5th Wave, a Movie About How Feminism Will Kill Us All

“They attacked us in waves.” On January 22, America’s long-feared reality will finally hit. Only Chloë Grace Moretz and a random dude’s abs will be able to save us.

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thenoblerenard
The Noble Renard

At least when I was a teenager I had the decency not to pretend I would be the hero of the post-apocalypse.