Watch The Most Awkward Dating Tutorial In The History Of The World

This Christian pick-up advice is perhaps the most awkward thing ever committed to video. Don't believe us? See the "situational opener" at 1:01.

The only real question here is which of these three "openers" will be most creepy when put into practice by various impressionable Christian youths. What we really want to see is a program co-hosted by this guy and Mystery. And by "really want to see" I mean the opposite of that.

Thanks, Christian Nightmares!

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Oh dear. That man is terribly clueless and awkward to the point of it being threatening. If he ever approached me, I'd start hissing and farting uncontrollably.

Also, wouldn't he need to ask my father for permission first, before approaching me?