Watch Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Dance in the Uncanny Valley

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Hey there, “Hiddleswifties.” Gather round and watch the new celebrity couple you worship undulate to Selena Gomez and shout-whisper in each other’s ears.


Both Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are attractive people. Hiddleston is so attractive that I’ve watched Crimson Peak twice (SPOILERS: he is a straight-up wife murderer and does not deserve the compassion that movie gives him, ugh).

But what is it about these two together? Is it like watching a CGI relationship? Here they are at Gomez’s concert in Nashville on Tuesday night, being so normal it ends up being creepy:

If you don’t agree with my analysis, take a look at the now famous original courtship mating dance between the two at the Met Gala. There’s a moment where Hiddleston, glistening with sweat, briefly places his hands on Swift’s hips. And pauses. And then acknowledges the camera.

Hold me closer, tiny robot.

Image via Getty.

Contributing Writer, writing my first book for the Dial Press called The Lonely Hunter, follow me on Twitter @alutkin


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I was at that concert! I took so many pics of them because they looked SO cute together. Look at Taylor riding on Tom’s back : )

this was them on stage dancing!

But here’s an even juicier celeb pic of them kissing.

Stars they’re just like us! So cute!