Here's amateur footage, taken on the corner of Astor Place in New York City over the weekend, of two men fighting in the street. They keep fighting until the 30-second mark, wherein none other than Ryan Gosling appears out of nowhere, shopping bag in tow, to put an end to the violence. WHAT?! It's almost too perfect. Not that we're complaining.
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I live RIGHT by where this is happening. Everyone I know has seen the Gos in town, except me. NO FAIR!