Here’s a clip from Thursday night’s episode of Viceland’s Party Legends, wherein famous people poetically recount crazy nights out. In this edition, Natasha Lyonne remembers a Las Vegas/Miami double-header weekend that involved a drunk Vegas stripper with a tiny purse, a Swedish DJ on a plane, and a strip club jaunt complete with a cameo from John Legend and Chrissy Teigen.
Lyonne describes hanging with some Orange is the New Black co-stars (and serendipitously, John and Chrissy) and trying to helpfully wrangle lap dances from lackadaisical strippers. “We have one stray stripper looking at her cell phone, wearing a bathing suit. One more has materialized. Now there’s two of them up there, sort of vaguely dancing. Full bathing suits! I was like, ‘What is this, a PG-13 music video?’” Watch the full story above. This episode airs tonight at 10:30 p.m. E.T.