Watch John Oliver Audition For the Sexxxy Lead in Fifty Shades of Grey

John Oliver, sexy British man thanks to his humor, dimples and general Britishness, has thrown his hat into the ring to play 50 Shades of Grey's sex bomb Christian Grey. In fact, he's pretty good ... if you like bespectacled sarcastic thin men because of their humor, dimples and general Britishness.


ps. I still think denying Charlie Hunnam's butt a chance to play Christian Grey is a crime.


The Gaysian

Yeah. I can see the parodies now:

"50 Shades of Michael Bay," a BDSM-themed movie with explosions.

"50 Shades of Gray," a BDSM-themed home remodeling show.

"50 Shades of Clay," a BDSM-themed sculpting show.

"50 Shades of Lays," a BDSM-themed show using potato chips.

And my personal contribution, "50 Shades of Gay," BDSM-themed show with a cast of 50 gay guys.