Well, here is the trailer for the new live-action Cinderella which definitely does not star Carly Rae Jepsen but does feature Lily James, plus Cate Blanchett as her (reheaded) Wicked Stepmother, Helena Bonham Carter as her Fairy Godmother and Richard Madden aka Robb Stark as Prince Charming. Helena Bonham Carter and Cate Blanchett are the reason we're seeing this, yes?

Well, it's certainly not because of this hair situation.