Vibrators Are Good For What Ails You

Have you been feeling too rundown to slow dance with you partner or frolick through a field of wildflowers? You could grab a few handfuls of whatever drug Pfizer is currently pushing, but the sex-toy company Jimmyjane recommends you start masturbating like a mad woman instead.

DISCUSSION

Sure, sure. Sex toys are all fun and games until someone's vagina gets butchered.