Sometimes you marry Ramon H. Sometimes it lasts until it breaks. You just move on to number two, but even that one falls right through. And then came the time you found another one, you knew that he would stick. It’s not the name you’d hoped or planned to take, but guess what, you’re with Skrip.

And now you’re standing face-to-face, isn’t Page Six a crazy place? Even though he’s a finance nerd, you went and saved the best for third.


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