This suspicious image allegedly features a car spotted near Birmingham, England this week with the spray-painted message, "Is Pippa's Bum Still Better Than Mine???" Derek Bushell, a friend of the photographer, notes, "It's a slight overreaction because Pippa's bum is better than most women's. She just couldn't handle the truth by the looks of things." Sure, the only nutty thing about this is that the woman didn't admit Pippa does in fact have a better butt. Certainly if pop music has taught us anything, it's that when your man wrongs you in any way, destroying his car is the only reasonable response.