USB Vibrator Can Store Your Files

You know when you’re masturbating and then you’re like, oh no, what if I lost that memory stick that has all of my important documents on it? And then you’re totally taken out of the moment? Well, this common problem need never trouble you again — the Duet, a combination vibrator/USB drive, will hit the market in October. Sounds like a way more fun use of a USB port than this scented flower.